a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Ry Guy Jones

sex.

Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag

by c'money#hashtagswagmilitiaswag August 4, 2011

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019

Jones Effect

The Jones Effect is when someone who was once well know or famous rapidly loses fame due to change in higher authority. It is derived from when Agent Jones what mostly cut out of the Fortnite story when Charlie Wen replaced Donald Mustard as Chief Creative Director at Epic Games.

The Jones Effect is hitting many celebrities hard.

by Creative Cook YT April 22, 2025

frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends

Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass

by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018

Jones Tuttle

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.

“Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”

by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021