Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

historyectomy

Refers to a procedure whereby someone who is so fed up with past events that he has this knowledge removed from his mind.

I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.

by QuacksO April 7, 2019

Historie

Historie is the worst thing in the world. Everyone hates it and it is so boring f*ck historie

Historie er lort

by mattirg April 26, 2019

historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 13, 2019

Histopathology

The Study of suffering

That guy works in histopathology with diseases.

by ZombieDude0 November 25, 2019

History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.

Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History

by Just a kid that makes stuff June 4, 2020

histiobloginating

The act of shaking any (sealed) package or( wrapped) gift to try and ascertain its contents.
Also: Histiobloginate; Histioblogination

Amber: stop histiobloginating that package; you'll never guess the contents.

by HSSecretary September 23, 2020