ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.

goose has a fucking long cock

by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022

kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022

Silly Goose

When you do something so monumentally
stupid that stronger words don't have the
same effect.

Jordan forgot to do his job properly again, that silly goose.

by Ibbynellow May 2, 2022