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Dirty Diamond

A sexual act. The partner is penetrated anally and ejaculated into. Then then evacuate their bowels back onto their partners penis who uses the resulting materials as lubrication to carry on masturbating with
I was so horny last night I cum twice, first I fucked him up the ass then he gave me a dirty diamond
by Formulaics March 8, 2025
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Breathing Diamonds

Abandoning honesty and a sense of individuality for the sake of chasing success, clout, views, and whatnot.

i.e. A professional critic who doesn't review things with their honest opinions but rather whatever will get more people to agree with what they say.
"That Sebastian guy is a real sellout. He's been breathing diamonds ever since his last book series flopped."
by RatDespiser March 15, 2025
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Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.
God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.
by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025
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Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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Ozark Mountain Diamonds

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
by tehannihilator September 6, 2015
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Rough in the diamond

A person who is not very attractive but dresses very nicely, thus increasing their attractiveness through the help of expensive clothing.
No one would look at her if she dressed casually, she is a rough in the diamond.
by LocalClusteringCoefficient January 10, 2017
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