Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

Cook

verb;
being in the process of a great/impressive result

"you suck at this game"
"let me cook"

"why are you placing that bed in the nether?"
"let me cook"

similar saying: trust the process

by notthebearyouknow May 23, 2024

cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.

I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Jack Cook

The one.

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine

by the ones son May 25, 2024

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.

Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook

by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024