cock waffle

a fat homosexual who has a small penis

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle

by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

waffles

waffles are a treat fit for a king!

I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.

or

(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!

by yum yum eadumup good August 3, 2008

waffles

John Kerry. From the 1st google result for the search of "Waffles".

Waffles has another debate with GWB today.

by Xshare May 26, 2004

waffler

someone who activly waffles

man i am such a waffler

by Klein collins janitor March 4, 2004

Waffle Maker

A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.

DESE NIGGAS LOVE DA WAFFLE MAKER.

by Littlemanto April 18, 2011

Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016