2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.

This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.

by koolroy98 March 11, 2012

west side ratchet

A ratchet residing on the west side. Frequently drinks while pregnant, crashes parties at age 13, and twerks for hot cheetos. Somehow has had a tattoo since age 8 and always wears a sequin tank top.

Jaymee Lynn just puked up four loko some kid she was dancing on. What a west side ratchet!!!!!

by physicalgraffitist May 20, 2014

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

by randycort87 January 16, 2015

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015

Best side

A person who brings out the best in you . makes you a new and improved you

damn man this girl really is my best side got me changing my ways and everything .

by I only spit truth June 26, 2016

polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.

She road me like a polish side car

by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017