Rusty Mailbox

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.

"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.

Why?

I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."

by ochocincoochocinco July 11, 2010

Rusty Pirate

A Rusty Pirate is when your bangin your girl doggy style and right before you bust you pull out and shove it in her ass! then you yell "ARrrrrRRR! me love some Boooty!!!"

read definition for example of The Rusty Pirate

by The Cisco Kid MM January 9, 2008

rusty robot

for a male to have sexual intercourse with a physical handicapped woman in her wheel chair.

"damn jim and tom pulled a rusty robot with that cripple bitch just to get in the front of the line "

by Pimp Don Juans January 7, 2008

Rusty Trumpet

Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.

"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.

by Pango_X May 21, 2006

rusty gravedigger

The act of shoving car keys into a persons rectum. Often used as punishment or torture, however, some people find this enjoyable and do this simply for fun.
On rare occasions this has been known to be performed with piano keys.

"Hey baby I to get real nasty with you, got any ideas?"
"Yeah, I want you to shove something in my ass!"
"Oh, you mean a rusty gravedigger?!?"

by Party Sensei December 5, 2007

Rusty Punch

While enthusically doing it doggy, you punch her butt hole.

It was the same old train until John gave me a Rusty punch. John always knows what I like.

by GeniusSex January 1, 2017

rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008