Jollof rice 

Unlike Ghanaian Jollof rice )eg. Poison, rice and soup) Nigerians actually know how to prepare it . Nigerians prepare it with love care and simple common sense whilst Ghanaians just add any old rubbish they find in the back of their cupboard. So if you want to survive I advise you to never ever take Jollof rice from a evil Ghanaian

Nigerian's Jollof rice is edible.
Ghanaian's Jollof rice is poison.

Jollof rice by AFRIC_Boi_lover February 9, 2019

Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.

Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.

Condoleeza Rice by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

minute rice 

An asian man who ejaculates too quickly.

"Sex with thatAsian man was over in 20 seconds. He's Minute Rice!"

minute rice by Father Roocifer November 20, 2004

Condi Rice 

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.

Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.

Condi Rice by Jasper John December 14, 2008

condoleeza rice

A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.

That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.

condoleeza rice by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006

Anne RICE 

alliteration put to death; a disastrous author with no sense of true writing; crap on a stick smeared upon paper and sold without regard for who cares to read it (no one).

Anne Rice is a devilishly decadent disaster with deceitful drek dribbled from dismembered digits dropping death upon paper

Anne RICE by repus_x January 13, 2009

condoleeza rice

Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.

Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!

condoleeza rice by Oakkymon July 15, 2007