pirate

1. the stupidest kind of person on the face of planet earth
2. idiotic pop goths that buy shit at hot topic and the like.

(to a fucknut wearing a shirt that reads "it's a pirate life for me that you saw on sale at hot topic)
what a fucking pirate!

by Ninja Wolff May 13, 2005

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pirate facebook

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

by zerotohero November 03, 2008

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pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 15, 2006

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napkin pirates

A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.

As Jean was setting the dinner table, she realized her napkins where gone. She wondered if she left them in the drier or if it was the work of napkin pirates.

by Scott Phillips March 06, 2008

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Butt Pirate

All people that like to pleasure a man through the anus.

Other nick names include "fudge popcicle" "Fudge knocker" "Faggot" "Gold digger of shit" "Poo packer" and "slimy anus cum smasher"

I hear tom cruise is a total butt pirate

by brad, aka breezy, aka b-rad February 24, 2010

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