Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 07, 2014

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer May 24, 2018

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 09, 2013

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 17, 2021