muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 14, 2015

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word

Shut up Geoff it's your birthday you swick muffin

by Sophielol October 2, 2015

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie October 29, 2015

pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.

Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.

by FEUJsz January 4, 2016