hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft 

u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee

person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok

hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft by senor pee pee buns May 31, 2018

fortnite bad minecraft good 

a bunch of band kid skinny white 15-17 year old reddit fags convincing people that they hate Minecraft to death
LOiek Ouah mai GASH bRoE! whOlEsome 100 updoot hehehe bing chungus epok fard REPOST ALERT
dont ever talk to people who say this bullshit they're triggered over nonsense.

redditor: fortnite bad minecraft good
me: dont make jokes ever in ur life

fortnite bad minecraft good by Lolorator360 November 20, 2021

No Minecraft March 

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."

No Minecraft March by Overstar_YT February 19, 2019

The Minecraft Effect 

The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.

The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!

The Minecraft Effect by jDerf November 23, 2011

Competitive Minecraft 

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

Competitive Minecraft by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017

Dream ( Minecraft ) 

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )

Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.

I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )

Dream ( Minecraft ) by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022

1.8.9 Minecraft 

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.

Person 1: Let's play some 1.8.9 Minecraft!
Person 2: Sure, what server?

1.8.9 Minecraft by halloweens November 17, 2021