Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.

“Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”

by Ralph’s Italian Debbie May 24, 2023

Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.

I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!

by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023

sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money

That lady sure is a sugar hog

by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023

hog broth

semen, cum

Friend 1: Crankin' my hog.
Friend 2: straight up jorkin it
Friend 3: brewing up hog broth

by uhhhrmie June 18, 2024

Hog

A tall but rather skinny man

He is a hog

by User T70 July 6, 2024

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024