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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.
Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
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electrostatic force of attraction

some nerd ahh shi
Ions that have Ionic bonds are held together by their electrostatic force of attraction.
by ignoramamus February 20, 2025
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furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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force awakened

When a guy gets an unexpected hard on for someone around him.
Today in class while thinking about Mary the force awakened
by hisoka pancakes March 22, 2017
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Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.
'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.
by MM132 March 4, 2019
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