I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

jugs of baby feeders

A term for a woman's breasts, otherwise called boobs

"damn girl, you have immaculate jugs of baby feeders!!"

by PseudoDolt March 27, 2023

dirty ol feed

a big meal

i ate a dirty ol feed last night and now my asshole hurts from shitting

by site2resident April 10, 2023

Rating and feedback

Rating and feedback

Rating and feedback

by Minah200 August 15, 2023

the three piece feed

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.

I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.

by de-pube August 19, 2024

Bring Mr feed

Asking someone to bring something known as Mr feed. Mr feed could be anything or anyone ranging from a pufferfish to shark. Mr feed isn't a person you know or and anyone your close to. Mr feed is just there.

Bring Mr feed, yut.

by Marlynn_the_frog December 26, 2023

Male breast feeding

When a man nuts to a child to feed it, because it is so sigma, and not a simp.

Bob: How are you man?
Tim: I Male breast feeding my child because my wife left me
Bob: So sigma

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024