Fuck The Cool Kids

Fuck all the trend-setters and people of a "higher status" and do what you want to do. No worries about what they will think of you or say about you.

Person 1 : I really like this shirt, but I'll never ware it outside of the house.

Person 2 : Why not?

Person 1 : I don't wanna be made fun of.

Person 2 : Man, fuck the cool kids.

by ProvokeMyThoughts February 9, 2015

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

it's cool

This can be quite confusing at first because this really means the opposite of cool. When you hear this term, its really not cool in fact it couldn't be more un-cool. Often hearing this means that the person thinks what you just said is totally un-cool, gay and that they are very upset, the person may in fact want to now punch a baby.

Me: Hey can I call you right back, Mike was trying to grill and there is a flaming whore running around in our backyard now. I really need to put her out.

Adeline: It's cool, call me whenever.

by beautiful bastard May 27, 2008

Oh, Cool

A phrase which describes ones general disinterest in the aforementioned thought.

Hall: Guys I totally went SOP on that ACU patterned N64. I was going so HIP, if I don't do nothin' imma ball. Total duffle bag boy.

Everyone else: Oh, cool.

by csmith2009 April 3, 2011

Not cool

Just plain lame

That shit just is not cool, man. Why'd you desert your homies at a time of need?

by Anon255 February 13, 2013

Cool Whip

Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)

by MisterSentry April 1, 2008

Cool to the max

Somthing really cool...so cool infact its above the max level of coolness

That movie was so cool to the max

by Safetypinpirate July 29, 2005