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Angry Clown

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
by chairboy July 11, 2016
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angry schrodinger

The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.

First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.

Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.

If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.

ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
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Angry fish

When you cum on a girl's boobs and you slap her boobs around
Bro I did the angry fish on your sister last night
by Nichole_bitch April 16, 2019
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Angry ihop

When you grab a sticky menu at ihop after going down on a short stack and hitting her over the head with maple syrup.
Man, that menu was sticky! Well yeah you got it all over them from the maple syrup incident , yeah that’s an angry ihop
by Ubohica December 15, 2017
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angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.
"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"
by ReverendTRON November 27, 2017
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angry zebra

When you in a gangbang and they all cum at once and make strips on her body
by Jtspiders March 3, 2017
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