Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together

She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.

by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018

wife

A married woman considered in relation to her spouse.

wife.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)

person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD

by xed7even April 4, 2021

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

terrible wife

A wife that igores your tects or calls, doesn't give a shit about you and never makes an effort.

How's Jenny?

Well she's been a terrible wife lately

by Definingurlife January 6, 2017