A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.
Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...
John: Wow, seriously, what a tool
John: Wow, seriously, what a tool
by 0gi3 February 23, 2009
Get the toolmug. by Whynot485 July 4, 2017
Get the dotting toolmug. Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
Get the Bag of Toolsmug. A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
Get the Tool Shedmug. 1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.
3. A fake person.
4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2. Typically a poser.
3. A fake person.
4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
by alexthetool June 13, 2011
Get the Toolmug. A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.
• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.
• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.
• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.
See: Project 2025
(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.
• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.
• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.
See: Project 2025
(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
Get the Clueless Toolmug.