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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.
“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”
by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022
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dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art
Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.
by Whynot485 July 4, 2017
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spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring
The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool
by Fire Burst August 27, 2017
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Proper garden tool

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.
by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
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Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
Oh fucking Tim is a tool...
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
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tool

"Will was totin' that tool"
by Allenx360 June 29, 2016
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fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!
by pentozali September 7, 2007
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