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Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
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your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped
Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped
by The heev April 15, 2018
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ripping up the carpet

Having a wild time on your 40th birthday
Woah man, I’m seriously going to be ripping up the carpet
by FurySlayer May 3, 2019
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true uber rip

1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit

2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right
1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?

2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.
by JonnyMacBoi September 16, 2017
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rip in dank memes

A meme page with over 100k followers that is probably a furry and posts a lot about animals more than actual memes.
"Have you seen this meme about cats?"
"Yea, it was posted by rip in dank memes."
by Loser on the internet November 30, 2018
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Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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Ripped Up Fireplace

An unsightly vagina.
Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.
by Oz May 25, 2006
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