The Turkish Hammer 

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?

Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!

Joe: Vicious!!

The Turkish Hammer by bicyclebry June 20, 2014

spill the tea sis 

When you or your friend has hot drama that needs to be told.

“sis you won’t belie what just happened..”
“ooo spill the tea sis”

spill the tea sis by giyb June 5, 2018

Buzzing The Tower 

An aerial stunt in which an airplane tries to fly as close to a control tower as fast as the pilot can come without collision.
Obviously only acceptable if staged because it is so dangerous.

I'm pretty sure you could get in real trouble with the FAA for buzzing the tower without permission.

Buzzing The Tower by Airrider October 9, 2009

The Truth

A superlative. The greatest or "the shit"

trizzys the truth
doing something sick

The Truth by trizzy09 September 27, 2010

The Ting 

It goes: The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom

Guy: hey what does the ting go

Other guy: The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom

The Ting by LogzRGrate December 19, 2017

The Trump Show 

A gilded but disfigured world occupied by 45 in which he believes that his privileged yet scripted life, since birth, has been continuously filmed as it was with Truman Burbank in the movie The Truman Show.

Sensing nothing whatsoever as reality, he just did whatever the hell he felt like doing all along and “knew” that it wouldn’t matter if there was no more world, since it was only a movie, and so he mocked those with nothing to their names or with disabilities or even the truth of climate change and catastrophic destruction of the environment and he just enjoyed befriending the worst of the worst, even genocidal dictators because he identified most with them and eventually was entirely worse than all of them and after all, it’s only one big drama, it’s The Trump Show!

The Trump Show by Dr Bunnygirl September 18, 2019

veranda over the toy shop 

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.

Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

veranda over the toy shop by Alpino July 28, 2010