Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

Squirrelkinglish by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

Sausage Squirrels 

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

Sausage Squirrels by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

Squirrelling it by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

nuttier than squirell shit 

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

nuttier than squirell shit by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

sister squirreled 

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

sister squirreled by reddywerx January 19, 2012

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

Squirreljack by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010