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chain smoker 

someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.
I know a chain smoker whos a tar breath shit stinking fuckup
chain smoker by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009
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filthy smoker 

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.
My aunt is a filthy smoker to continues to smoke and stink up the air.
filthy smoker by tatomuck22 October 20, 2008

Pole smoker 

1. One who provides a liberal helping of human saliva. Typically this person is of the male sex, wrapping his lips and tongue around the genetalia of another male.

smokeout 

A annual gathering of stoners to chill, listen to music and smoke dank.
Cypress Hill sponcers the whole thing and bands such as Kottonmouth Kings and Bone Thugs N Harmony often atend.
Shit dude, I got fucking tickets to the Smokeout this year!
:D
smokeout by smokeout December 7, 2004

smoke a peg 

To fellate a penis (or in slang, suck a cock)
"Go and smoke a peg, you dirty whore!!", or, "You peg smoker!!"
When used in a sentence....."Hey could u please grab me a glass of water??" (answer) "Sure, if you smoke my peg!!"
smoke a peg by Jonny Smith June 22, 2005

Smoke and Slide 

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.
"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

Smoke a load 

One who smokes a large amount of marijuana at one time.

Derives from "he is smoking a shit load"
Where is Billy at?
He went outside to smoke a load
OK I'll see him later
Smoke a load by KeriAC August 30, 2009