el shechto

Half Hispanic meaning joby, turd or shit in most other languages.
Used mainly on the east coast of Scotland

"Sakes man, you fell asleep in there?! Been burstin for an 'el shechto' for half an hour!!"
Or if you're in a restaurant , "I think I'll away for a wee 'el shechto'"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Tampa Shocker

When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth

Did you hear about Paul getting the Tampa Shocker

by thrustgod December 14, 2020

Yargeglr Shachlarb

Huh?!?!??? Are you still trying to summon that demon?

“Hey dude, how are you d-“
“Yargeglr Shachlarb.”
“The fuck????”
“Arneborackh jylreskabar.”
“What the hell are you saying dude?!”
“Ochinar”
“Dude-I’m out. You’re weird.”

by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020

pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021

choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.

Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

by Smooax March 5, 2021

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021