Smiling Robert 

The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay

1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.

2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert

Smiling Robert by Eric Skidmore August 10, 2006

damon robert foster

Damon Robert Foster is a highly atractive man with a juicy ass. He can be found in his house playing roblox. Some notable features of Damon Robert Foster is his big ass, his luscious beard, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He spends most of his time playing roblox and/or minecraft and jacking off. Most of his social interactions are via Discord. He is the tallest man alive and is even taller than Joaquin even though hes like 8ft tall. His arch nemisis is Mohammed Sanogo. Being half white and black he is able to have powers that Mohammed doest. Having both the power of light and dark his arch nemisis Mohammed has no chance. Mohammed being injured recently to Joaquin's fire ass roast is still recovering in a place very far away known as North Carolina. The Damon Robert Foster continues

ass

Damn he got Damon Robert Foster tatted on his ass?!

damon robert foster by bruhbops July 23, 2020

Noah and Robert 

The two gay men Malainy loves

Noah and Robert are gay but Malainy still loves them

Noah and Robert by Yruey February 4, 2023

His name is Robert Paulson 

When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.

After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.

Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..

His name is Robert Paulson by Putnum27 March 6, 2013

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit 

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

Dirty robert 

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds

Ugh I'm such a dirty robert

Dirty robert by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020

Tyler Robert Joseph 

Tyler is the lead singer of twenty øne pilots best know for songs like Stressed Out, HeavyDirtySoul, and Ride

Mom: what should we name our kid?
dad:hmmmm
mom: i got it! Tyler Robert Joseph!

Tyler Robert Joseph by Gourtiom March 31, 2017