poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 16, 2010

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.

Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!

by lollyspop December 23, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005