Vincentw00t's definitions

have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005

don't mack on my nine

A phrase created after some one misheard "back in year nine...".
Now accepted as a faux-ghetto slang term. Can be used at any random interval but works well if some one has offended or insulted you in any way.

Man 1: You're a knob
Man 2: Don't mack on my nine

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005