Definitions by Vincentw00t

don't mack on my nine 

A phrase created after some one misheard "back in year nine...".
Now accepted as a faux-ghetto slang term. Can be used at any random interval but works well if some one has offended or insulted you in any way.

Man 1: You're a knob
Man 2: Don't mack on my nine

don't mack on my nine by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

have my jacks by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

poo dreads 

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

poo dreads by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005