John Pegues is my perfect boyfriend
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A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006
Get the Penguin mug.When your parter shoves snow up your anus, then cums in your ear. After, they shit down your throat, and stick their toe up your nose
by BLEPPY December 17, 2008
Get the frisky penguin mug.The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.
The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog and this proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.
by Interplodation February 20, 2008
Get the Penguinium mug.The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
Get the Penguine Shuffle mug.The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!
Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010
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