Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids

I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin

by Toastees March 19, 2018

Twat muffin

A person named Tosha Monique

Tosha is a big ole twat muffin!

by 584 346 June 20, 2019

Skuttle Muffin

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011

muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

muffin huffin

getting a lap dance.

I went to the vip room and was muffin huffin for 3 songs.

by joey cruton drebbie October 29, 2015