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Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk
by Estradak78 April 18, 2019
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puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs
puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)
Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."
by Ganykem February 1, 2022
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.
1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go
by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019
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Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.
Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.
by Unkleslam May 8, 2015
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Skank Muffin

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible
by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016
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