document monkey

1. Attorney tasked to make lists and charts, and distribute multi-colored folders.

2. In-house entertainment for Farley, Potenza and Dougherty.

"Get me those hot docs STAT, document monkey!"

by Farley March 5, 2003

Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

Desert monkey

1) An arab
2) A terrorist
3)someone with a name such as "Ravnete" or "Harsimeron"

Guy1: dude, wanna go over to rabbagees house?

Guy2:fuck that desert monkey

by poopooiinurface May 23, 2009

chunky monkey

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003

Beer Monkey

Adj. A phrase which describes the post hangover feeling of foreboding and doom accompanied often by an inability to attain restful sleep despite severe fatigue.

Dude I had the worst beer monkeys ever last night, they rode me all night long!

by Hego1983 January 20, 2009

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003