stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

Skuttle Muffin

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011