Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.

Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.

by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023

Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly

I log out of life to unsee this cringe video

by MP.3 May 11, 2023

Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.

"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 12, 2023

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023

Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023