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to pull a johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment
Did you hear what happened to himlast night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!
by jd123456 February 16, 2010
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One Shot Johnny

What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"

"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
by neilruby1 December 7, 2016
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Dammit Johnny

A term used in a podcast for a popular flash series "Unforgotten Realms". It is used when the new artist of UR says, or does something wrong. It has become a small catch phrase for various fans of the series, and is sometimes used when telling someone they did something bad.
Clive: Hey, man! I just sold my soul to satan!
Winston: Dammit Johnny!
by Mr. Bibby April 10, 2008
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Dirty Johnny

When a man takes his penis and pushes it into a wet pussy, takes it out, and takes her cum and makes her eat it. Usually, he will cum into her mouth at this point.
Johnny(duh)pumped into Delilah and pulled out, smearing her cum over her tongue and came himself. (A dirty Johnny)
by cheezwhiz August 13, 2007
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Grip N Go Johnny

When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.

Instructions:

1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)

2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.

3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.

4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)

5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!

6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?

Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!

Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
by Johnny Ripstick May 27, 2009
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rubber johnny

A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases. Rubber johnny is a slang word for that.
Use a rubber johnny during sex.
by MissAlys13 April 3, 2005
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Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser December 9, 2008
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