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Juicy Jizz January 

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Juicy Jizz January by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017
Related Words

pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple
omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg
pineapple jizz by woah man i rule February 20, 2011

Trouble Jizz 

1. Jizz that comes out so hard it rips through the condom.

2. When jizz causes problem for the person jizzing.
1. 9 months ago, I rode this so hard she gave me trouble jizz. Now im a father.

2. Last night I got trouble jizz when i was fucking my co-worker and my girlfriend walked in on us.
Trouble Jizz by MrEvans March 12, 2009

turkey jizz 

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping
wizzy jizz by tbar May 20, 2008