goober

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry July 6, 2007

gonest

That which is furthest gone.

"My son's gone to Scotland."
"Well mine's gonest...he's in Cairo."

by Jamie McGarry September 2, 2006

Goofy Goober

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.

Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Goober

referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.

Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!

by Gagan Singh April 25, 2005

Gooner

The epistemological roots from this term stem from the phrase "man" or "dude". Popularized by Sydney Plavins, this word quickly spread to a greater network of people.

man dude guy

1. "Oh my God gooner, are you fucking serious?"
2. "Gooner, noooooooooo. It actually broke?"

by Shannon231 January 6, 2008

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

goober

A racial slur for african americans, otherwise known as niggers.

That goober raped my wife.

by Ottoo15 June 10, 2011