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Definitions by COCKFUCKER200

Goofy Goober 

Goofy Goober - A goofy goober is someone who is retarded to the point that they don’t know what a simp is.
Sam Burke is a Goofy Goober honestly 🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️🤦🏼 ♂️
Goofy Goober by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

NOT A SIMP 

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN
Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked
NOT A SIMP by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

BingleBanngle 

A fool or idiot who is simply led on or tricked by someone they are sexually attracted to
John is such a BingleBanngle Tina obvs didn’t like him
BingleBanngle by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020