fart flower 

your fart flower is your butt hole.

Brenna: Have you and Jesse had any crazy sex lately?
Cherie: Hell yeah! Last night he fingered my fart flower!!

fart flower by Coconut Butt October 26, 2006

Fart Absorption Ratio 

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.

Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.

Fart Absorption Ratio by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010

fart grenade 

when u fart into ur hand and throw it at some1

my tita threw a fart grenade at me and my cuzzos

fart grenade by pillzbury dough boi December 21, 2006

Fart Box 

anal cavity used for shitting out waste

I asked my girlfriend if I could stick my cock in her Fart Box.

Fart Box by EkimMike February 12, 2006

fart hole phantom 

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.

I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.

fart hole phantom by Jaaweave November 13, 2006

Fart Machine 

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

Fart Machine by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

fart cake 

A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.

Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.

fart cake by Shayna McArthur October 3, 2010