Facebook Diet 

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.

Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!

Facebook Diet by KGYS December 11, 2011

Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.

Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed

Facebook Fabler by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009

Facebook Sponsor 

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.

"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."

Facebook Sponsor by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009

facebook double-take 

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

facebook double-take by MamaRen May 1, 2010

Facebook Flush 

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

Facebook Flush by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

Facebook Exhibitionism 

When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!

Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.

Facebook Exhibitionism by p j g January 13, 2011

Facebook Spree 

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.

Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!

Facebook Spree by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011