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EnglishPeterGob

One of several names given to atheistic Englishmen named Peter, they claim to be Australian, show low intellect, and have problems interacting socially, They are very abusive to people of faith.

GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer
GodFrostyAngel: “Hello EnglishPeterGob, are you still involved with the GodGobberAuzzieGobs cult?”

EnglishPeterGob: “Get !@#$ed, GodFrostyAngel, all you !@#$ing GodGobbing *^%$s give me the %$*^s! And stop calling me EnglishPeter!, I’m GodFrosty, the original AuzzieGob. So go and get !@#$ed.”

GodFrostyAngel: “OK EnglishPeterGob, The Lord is patient; He is waiting to embrace you.”
EnglishPeterGob by JustToEasy June 26, 2008

EnglishPeter 

Peters who are English, but try to pass as Australians. They lack social graces, and violently abuse religious people.
GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer
GodFrostAngel: "Hello EnglishPeter, would you like to come to our Bible Study class next week. The Profiler will be there, and he wants to help you?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"
EnglishPeter by AreYaHearingMe? October 1, 2008

Englishness 

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language
I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful
Englishness by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

englishland 

The place Englishlanders (British) come from
Dude: oi spot o tea Cheerio

Girl: I looooove Englishlanders
englishland by Just sout April 7, 2014

Englishman balloon 

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.
Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
Englishman balloon by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016

Englishful 

adj. describing an absolute completeness in knowing and understanding every aspect of English language.
1) Thanks to Urban Dictionary I finally feel Englishful.
2) Your English is not Englishful, if you don't know about Urban Dictionary.
Englishful by copyded February 13, 2018