Dr. Pepper

Jesus in a can...

When He said "Hey this is my blood drink this up and you'll be awesome forever..." Yeah. Last Supper.

Well He wasn't talking about wine, that was Dr. Pepper in that Holy Grail. The whole "Last Supper" painting was about them arguing who would get the last sip of Dr. Pepper.

Again, that stuff is literally Jesus in a can.

Exerpt from rough draft of the Bible:

Luke 22:20
"And in the same way He took the cup after they had eaten, saying, "This cup which is filled with Dr. Pepper and poured out for you is the new covenant in My blood."

by Utzey March 9, 2009

Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper is to white people what kool aid is to black people.

D'quan: Man, whacho favorite drink?
Chad: Well, my favorite drink is...
D'quan: Wait, you white so its gotta be Dr. Pepper

by shoelessloons December 5, 2010

dr. perky

Dr. Perky is when you have an enraged chubby.

Man Bob's got an real Dr. Perky right now.

by Long dick swanging July 28, 2015

Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.

"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."

by jlfosternz April 28, 2009

Dr.Faggot

A Dr.Faggot is a dumbass that thinks theyre the shit because the got tiny penis

That nigga Jamal is Dr.Faggot

by Dat_Nigga_Jamal-!) April 18, 2011

Dr. Chaos

Dr. Chaos is a male supervillain who is basically mentally insane, but still perfectly sane. His arch nemesis (and secret lover), Magnito has the house from Iron Man perched on top of a hill overlooking DC. Dr. Chaos has a love for military style installations and his base is a gigantic underground bunker/house/armory/lab underneath the entire city of Washington DC. He is also super duper handsome.

Magnito loves Dr. chaos

by That man who does that stuff March 9, 2009

Dr. Wal-Mart

A doctor in a clinic, usually in a wal mart or other store like target, that has basically no medical knowledge, and only exists as a means to get perscriptions when you don't have a real doctor. You usually dont go to said doctor for a diagnosis, as they are to dumb to give one.

Mom: Jill has strep.

Dad: I'll just take her to Dr. Wal-mart.

by dgallina03 June 7, 2009