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Dr. Pepper

Jesus in a can...

When He said "Hey this is my blood drink this up and you'll be awesome forever..." Yeah. Last Supper.

Well He wasn't talking about wine, that was Dr. Pepper in that Holy Grail. The whole "Last Supper" painting was about them arguing who would get the last sip of Dr. Pepper.

Again, that stuff is literally Jesus in a can.
Exerpt from rough draft of the Bible:

Luke 22:20
"And in the same way He took the cup after they had eaten, saying, "This cup which is filled with Dr. Pepper and poured out for you is the new covenant in My blood."
by Utzey March 9, 2009
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