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i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.
"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.
by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 15, 2010
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crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.
I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.
by Jusbeatti February 1, 2009
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CRAP FILLED VAGINA

Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.
stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.
by A7X forever September 8, 2010
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Dog Crap

BAH GAWD KING!!! LOOK AT THAT DOG CRAP, I MEAN GHETTORAIDER!!! I Need BBQ SAUZZ
by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004
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crap shoot

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.
by Stanton R. April 23, 2008
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Gyp Jap crap

Gyp Jap crap is a term that refers to cheap, crappy products made in Japan. Usually electronics and toys.
I just bought this computer from a Japanese company and it was total gyp Jap crap.
by Chayce1981 December 23, 2017
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Capricorn

A Capricorn is usually a pathetic arrogant individual who thinks they own everything which is here in this universe. They like to shit all over people for their beliefs, while remaining hypocritical about their own. They like talking out of their ass, while shoving everything they DON'T know in to your face. They are stubborn, selfish, conceited and try to act tough when really there is nothing but shit being spewn from their mouth. If you know a Capricorn, please throw them in a lake of boiling lava, for they have nothing to bring in to the world. :
Bobby: Cynthia gave awful head... and boasted about it later...
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
by not revenge, just honesty ;] December 22, 2008
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