Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

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You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.

"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

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Cook

You are doing good or you won

Bro u are cooking at the tuba rn

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024

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Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

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Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression

Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !

by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019

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The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

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