Cooked

When someone is way way beyond fucked up.

Look at that victim, he's fucking cooked!

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

cooked

To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.

He got cooked

by tittimandra June 2, 2023

Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression

Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !

by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021