Cotton headed ninnymuggin

A lazy individual who can’t pull their own weight. Calling someone a cotton headed ninnymuggin is the equivalent of calling a blacks person a Nigger.

Which one of you cotton headed ninnymuggins smoked my last pack of newports and drank my malt liquor. I’ll bust a cap in your cotton headed ninnymuggin ass when I find you

by White Christmas May 13, 2022

Cottony

Cottony is the most amazing, sweet, precious, and adorable girl on earth, i love her so much and however is able to be with her, is the luckiest person alive, shes as sweet as honey and as cuddly as actual cotton

143 <3

Person 1: woa that person is cute who are they
person 2: thats cottony

by pôôpén fãrtên May 14, 2022

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Cotton Candy

The left over balled up pieces of toilet paper around the anus and/or vagina after a woman or male wipes.

Brian how did it go last night?

Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”

By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022

by Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022

Cottonwood

Trees that black people cut down

Did you cut down the cottonwood tree ?yes

by Uranium enrichment June 14, 2022

Cotton dancing

Cotton dancing is the act of two black women twerking on a white man, who takes the appearance of cotton.

“Man that party last night was crazy! Every white boy got into some cotton dancing!”

by grumpy marmoset lover June 19, 2022

Cutting bike

Going out on your bike but having absolutely no recollection of where you left it.

Mate took my Cutting bike last night, hopefully it will turn up. I was absolutely wasted had a bike when i left the house, its a cutting bike.

by Funnysausageguy June 24, 2022