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happy birthgay

Happy Birthgay is an expression which commemorates someone's anniversary. It can be used as follows:

a) a modified version for wishing happy birthday to an openly gay friend;

b) in order to tease someone you assume is gay but has not come out yet; the objective here being simply to check the person's reaction. Should he/she feel attacked, one can always claim it was a typo;

c) in order to actually celebrate the annual coming out of a gay person.
Fred: Man, yesterday's party at Alex was wild, and I mean W-I-L-D! I just can say: "Happy Birthgay, Alex"!

Marc: Yeah man, I feel you, birthgays are always like that! Often it takes'em a while, but once they come out: watch out!
by Fobson May 4, 2009
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Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
by Mummybee February 14, 2010
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march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday
by Lover2021 May 7, 2019
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Famous Birthdays

A website I visit way too much.
Lets see what Famous Birthdays has for us today.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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Birthdayee

Social Networker connected to your social network and has access to your personal information which includes your date of birth, and uses this information to send you "Happy Birthday (your name here)" post to your cyber-wall. The Social Networker may not actually know you, but has been added to your social network previous to your birthday.
I was hit on my birthday by over 50 birthdayee messages
by SupaNative January 22, 2011
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birthdayzilla

A person who places way too much emphasis on their birthday to the annoyance of anyone even remotely acquainted with them.
"OMG guys my birthday is in 196 and a half days!" Oh my gosh Thomas you are such a birthdayzilla.
by silkyswag October 8, 2016
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