Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

autocackle

When a person of either gender can not stop laughing and pointing at things that they think require ridicule, or sarcastic responses.

We had diagnosed Lillie as unsane because she kept cackling and pointing at everyone that was doing almost anything, then she started laughing at the parked CAR and we realized she was stuck on autocackle.

by Chaosmotic July 7, 2019

Autoglass

You got any cracks you need resealing? Call Autoglass Today.

Person 1: I have a crack on my car that needs resealing.
Person 2: *pointing a gun at person 1* CALL AUTOGLASS TODAY

Person 1: Do you have a crack that needs resealing?
Person 2: Yeah! Inbetween my buttcheeks!
Person 1: I swear to fucking christ Greg I earn £3.40 an hour I live in a cardboard box out the backarse of superdrug just fucking say yes

by baked_beans July 23, 2019

Autocuck

The act to cuckolding yourself, usually inadvertently but sometimes deliberately. Being a beta to another alpha male's woman. Example: when a man enters a romantic relationship with a woman with children from another man. The man provides provisions and emotional support for another man's children and woman.

Not to be confused with charity. Non-romantic support of a single mother (such as community support, social services) is not autocuckolding, it's charity.

John autocucked himself when he married a woman with children from another man. He actually takes pleasure in furthering another man's genes.

by OneAlpha September 8, 2019

autocorect

you fucking retard, you misspelled autocorrect

Hi, wanna bang?’
Sorry, Autocorect,’
“did you just fucking mispell autocorrect?”

by fuckherrightintheurbandiction September 28, 2019

autofuckorrect

The result of Siri typing out something that was nowhere near what you intended to send in a text. Also applies to talk to text applications.

I’m sorry that sentence didn’t make sense but Siri and her autofuckorrect totally botched that up.

by Michael the Greek April 8, 2020

automobilesexual

sexually attracted to cars, has different types referring to color and brand.

car: are you automobilesexual because I need you to ride me right now.

by combabbycomon December 18, 2020