by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
Get the Beach Moneymug. When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
by A COOMER May 24, 2022
Get the Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bombmug. 
Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
by martha64725134 October 7, 2020
Get the Virginia beachmug. 
The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.
Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.
by fucklasalle April 24, 2021
Get the first beachmug. by DocDro July 26, 2025
Get the Nude Beach Handshakemug.